Maybe interest is limited for a new version of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for polished extravagance. Still, it has to be said: his richly designed love story with vampires displays creativity and style – and amid its theatrical camp, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer over Eggers’s dignified recent take of Nosferatu. A few strange elements appear, like a particular moment that seems to depict a land border between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz portrays a witty yet careworn vampire-hunting priest – I can’t believe he hasn’t played this role before – who finds himself in Paris in 1889 during the centennial of the French Revolution. The same goes for the evil Count Dracula, enacted by the expert in grotesque roles Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone reminiscent of the voice of Gru by Steve Carell of the Despicable Me series. This character he seemed destined to play.
Here’s the premise: the count has been restlessly roaming the globe in torment for 400 years after his transformation into a vampire, a consequence for his irreligious grief following the loss of his spouse Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, daughter of Rosanna Arquette). Dracula has been searching, searching, searching for a lady who could be the rebirth of his lost love. As ill fortune would have it, the fortunate female turns out to be Mina (again played by Bleu), the demure fiancee of Dracula’s wimpish land agent, Jonathan Harker (Ewens Abid), who lately visited to the count’s castle to discuss his land assets and the small picture of the lovely Mina attracted Dracula’s gaze.
Besson structures Dracula’s middle-section history of international journeys sporting extravagant attire skillfully, and he is not above providing humorous scenes with a distinctly Mel Brooks flavour – for example Dracula’s ongoing failed efforts to kill himself following Elisabeta’s passing, along with absurd moments that occur when Dracula douses himself in a certain perfume during the 1700s in Florence, which makes him irresistible to women. Ridiculous and watchable.
Dracula is available digitally starting December 1st and on DVD and Blu-ray from December 22nd. It screens in Australian cinemas from 5 February 2026.
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